once apon a time in a far,far away land,a magical land, called downtown, lived an idiot worm. This worm was an idiot and did not have any magical powers even in such a magical land. In fact all this worm did all day is flell and flop, flop and flell. One day when the idiot worm was flopping and flelling about a big black shadow apperred and covered the whole two stair ledge and everything on it. and just like that, before the idiot worm could do any thing, the dream sack was gone.(King Roach is back) OHNO, the idiots sack is gone and with it some not that important shit. The idiot worm was sad and helpless as he watched the shadow and sack fade into the alley. Just then,as the idiot was about to kick rocks, the hotdog wizard in all his might and lightening speed rocketed toward the shadow. FASTER AND FASTER he went shooting his magic,but even the hotdog wizard was no match for King roach. When all was lost and the beer seemed to be dry a giant stood before the idiot worm. A giant faggot. WOW, thank Joesph the idiot worm thought. Can you help me get my sack back? the idiot said to the giant faggot. NO! said the giant. Then came a great burst of farts and smells and the cop says, no as in we need to do this scribble scrabble first you see then i shall help get your sack back.(calling all faggots,calling all faggots,the giant faggot said. be on the look out for a short roach possiably on a bike) After that shit was over the idiot worm was pissed and knew he would never see his magical sack again.THE END.
the morel of the story is: Crackheads are fucking fast.
Cops fucking sucking suck dick.
I'm an idiot.
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